The Dreaded Lurgi

Yeah, I've come down with a cold. I've been quite lucky so far this winter and have managed to avoid most of the germs that have been flying round, not this one tho, I'm snotty and snivelley, and sneezy.

It's one of those really annoying colds too...I don't feel particularly ill, just a bit fuzzy headed, and my nose won't stop dripping...it's not one of those satisfying blocked up noses that you can give it a good blow and then be ok for a couple of hours, no, it just constantly drips and runs, so much so that I've currently got hankies stuffed up each nostril to stop it dripping. It's soooo attractive, no wonder I'm single.

The sneezing is good tho, I like a good sneeze.

Apart from the cold, things are much the same. I haven't won the lottery yet, tho possibly may win the 95 million on friday in the euromillions. What would I do with 95 million?

I'd buy a house, do it up to my likig, I'd get all the unwanted hair removed from my body by elecrolysis so that the damned stuff wouldn't grow back. I'd buy a huge country house, and turn it into a rehabilitationn cenntre for average drug addicts... none of this priory malarkey for celebrities with cash...just normal people with normal problems. People like Gary and Sam. Because I believe that the two ends of the scale are well catered for, the rich and famous can afford to pay for their priory's, and the desperately poor and drug-destroyed can get help if they want it from NHSfunded schemes. But having watched him struggle and seeing how desperately he needed somewhere to get away from the temptation, I know the average person needs a refuge to help them get over addiction. So yeah, I'd use a lot of the 95 million to help addicts like that.

And I'd probably bbuy a caribbean island too.

Wrll I can dream