The Trilby of Potency

Anyone who reads Goats webcomic will notice the similarity between the names there. I shall explain...
I bought a hat today, it is a tweedy coloured trilby style hat, and it's groovy as anything really groovy.
And tonight I went to the Krazy house, in my hat, not tarty tonight, wasn't going out to pull, just to dance and relax a bit. I went on my own, cos well I wanted to see if I could basically, without getting too panicky and scared of people. I did, without a problem which is a good sign. Got there a bit early, like half nine doh, and sat and watched Dawn of the Dead with subtitles in the K2 while waiting for the place to fill up a bit. Had a couple of red bull and blue aftershocks, and about ten minutes later while sitting in the K2 by the DJ box, a girl came up to me, robbed my hat to try on, borrowed the cig I was smoking (I know I know don't shout at me) and promptly tried to snog my face off. I was a little shocked, but hey she was kinda cute, if a little short and round, she also had a pink spiky mullet, but the least said about that the better. She had a face full of piercings too...I dunno I kind of liked it, and she said I was gorgeous, which is good for any girls self esteem, even coming from a mobile mullet lol No I'm jesting, she had a lovely face, and seemed quite nice too underneath the pissedness.
Damn this is not coming across well at all. Yes she was drunk, and she wandered off eventually without telling me her name, but she seemed to be enjoying herself, and I liked the attention I got for the brief while I got it. I have to say, lip piercings kinda get in the way when you're snogging someone, but tongue piercings are great!
A couple of other girls had a go at chatting me up too...and a couple of guys, but like I said I wasn't out on the pull, it was sheer surprise that I ended up snogging the pink mullet girl. But yeah, the hat, it was all the hat, it's amazing, am definately wearing it next time I go out on the pull, whenever that might be. I reckon it could be hot tho, it was quite quiet in there tonight so the heat wasn't too bad, plus I stood under the fan for a lot of the night...they played a lot of good old stuff in the K1 at about 1am and I danced my arse off.
I got the tunnel bus back to Birkenhead, but stupidly enough they don't do the birkenhead side night buses on a friday night...fucking stupid bus companies, so I walked home. Singing songs as I went. I can still remember all the words of 'Somewhere over the rainbow' which I learned when I was 7 as part of my Brownie Hostess badge, how cool is that?
It only took me an hour to walk from the bus station to home, I'm quite impressed with myself, a. for being brave enough to go out on my own again, and b. for being arsed to walk home and save money that I could have spent on a taxi. The whole night only cost me less than 20 quid! Woo!