Juicy Melons and Tasty Plums

Yes, thats how the co op advertises it's fresh fruit on the ever-stranger coop radio. It's sometimes hard to keep a straight face.
Incidentally happiness didn't last long, and I'm falling apart again. But we don't want to talk about that (in my best Chris Tarrant voice).
I met a very cute very slobbery dog at the bus stop today who's mum was trying to get him used to the traffic. He was only a pup and the noisy cars and lorries round moreton cross were making him nervous. Poor ickle wrinkly thing came and said hello and covered my pants in dog slobber. His mum gave me a hanky and apologised but I wasn't arsed, I'm used to monty covering me in dog spit and hair and snot, so one little puppy dog, giving me a snuffle doesn't bother me.