Stuff

So, I've just been watching a 'consumer program' on the telly, with selena Scott and Esther Ransen, rather humourously called 'Old Dogs, new Tricks'. I'm saying nothing, if they wish to refer to themselves as 'old dogs' then thats fine heh.
Anyhoo they were talking about products that are allegedly meant to increase your breast size/penis size (two different products obviously), nd how there is no evidence to suggest they actually work.
I beg to differ...about the breast ones at least, having no penis, I can't comment on that one.
Anyway, here's the confession time...I started taking Breastgro tablets a while ago, and for a time took them regularly...I only stopped cos I kept forgetting and they're kind of expensive at nearly £50 for a months supply.
Anyway...it says on the box that they may increase breast size and firmness, and also that it doesn't work for all women...fair enough, it's not claiming miracles will happen. It also says that it could take upto 3 months for any change to become apparent. OK so thats like £150 worth, but I thought I;d give it a go.

Within 2 months I had gone up from an A cup to a B cup. I think thats fairly good evidence.

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Respects

As most of you will now know, Steve Irwin, Crocodile hunter has died.
In a freak accident while filming a documentary, he was stung in the chest by a sting ray and died soon after. He will be missed.

My heart goes out to all his family and friends, esp;ecially his daughter who was filming with him when the tragedy happened.

The man who showed us a new way of looking at the natural world, who got up close and personal with some of the world's most dangerous creatures and risked his life to help preserve them has done more for conservation and awareness than any other wildlife expert.

In Steve's own words...

'aww he's getting a bit grumpy!'

Goodbye Crocodile hunter, we will miss you much