Bloody Animals

I hate that dog. He's an uncontrollable, noisy, stupid monster, and he has made the past week of my life a misery. My mum and dad go away for a fortnight, and I have to look after it, except taking it for walks, my brother comes and does that.
I said I was worried about looking after it when they said they were going away, but they wouldn't listen. Instead of putting it in a kennels for a fortnight they leave it with me. He's very antisocial to people, so I have to lock him in the garage if anyone comes round, and then he barks constantly until he's let out and he will not shut up. I can't leave him alone too long in the house, which prevents me from having a social life while my mum and dad are away. Ahh maybe I'm being selfish, but when they said they were going away I didn't envisage this.